Ooh Fred come to bed
Cos my Max had sex with his sexy ex
Ooh Fred come to bed
Baby I won`t let
Your dreams get wet

Well I`m Max I`m Max
Baby don`t be blue
Don`t you worry don`t be sorry
I`ll come back to you
Just one more night with my poor old ex
She`s only lonely
We don`t have sex
I`m Max Max Max
Baby please stay cool and just relax
I`ll soon be back
But if you feel sad
Just go and talk to my friend Fred

Refrain:
Ooh Fred come to bed
Cos my Max had sex with his sexy ex
Ooh Fred come to bed
Baby I won`t let
Your dreams get wet
Ooh Fred come to bed
Baby you will get
A love you never had
So Fred come to bed
Or my fantasy
Will drive me mad ooh

I`m Max I`m Max and I trust in Fred
Baby he`s the best friend
I ever had
It`s Fred it`s Fred
Baby just call Fred
And anything you ever wanted
You will get
Call Fred Fred Fred
And you will find
It`s not so bad
It`s just one night
Baby you`ll get through
Tomorrow I`ll be back with you

Refrain

Oh my Max had sex
With his ex last night
Cos he loves her ass and tits
So I tell you Fred
Come into my bed
If you don`t
I will call up Fritz