My sex change operation got botched
My guardian angel fell asleep on the watch
Now all I've got is a barbie-doll crotch

I gotta angry inch

Six inches forward and five inches back
I gotta-I gotta angry inch!
Six inches forward and five inches back
I gotta-I gotta angry inch!

I'm from the land where you still hear the cries (ooh ooh ooh)
I had to get up not to sever my guys (ooh ooh ooh)
I changed my name and assumed a disguise
I gotta angry inch!

Six inches forward and five inches back
I gotta-I gotta angry inch!
Six inches forward and five inches back
I gotta-I gotta angry inch!
Six inches forward and five inches back
The train is comin' and I'm tied to the track
I tried to get up but I can't get no slack
I gotta angry inch! Angry Inch!

My mother made my tits outta clay (tits of clay)
My boyfriend told me that he'd take me away! (tits of clay)
They dragged me to the doctor one day
I gotta an angry inch!

Six inches forward and five inches back
I gotta-I gotta angry inch!
Six inches forward and five inches back
I gotta-I gotta angry inch!

(LONG STORY SHORT)

Yeah, long story short
When I woke up from the operation,
I was bleeding down there
I was Bleeding from the gash between my legs
It was my first day as a woman, already that time of the month!
Two days later the hole closed up, ya know
The wound healed and I was left
with a one inch mound of flesh
Where my penis used to be
Where my vagina never was
It was a one inch mound of flesh
with a scar running down it
like a sideways grin and sort of my last phase
It was just a little bulge
It was an angry inch!

Six inches forward and five inches back
The train is comin' and I'm tied to the track
I tried to get up but I can't get no slack
I gotta angry inch! Angry Inch!

Six inches forward and five inches back
I got my inch
I'm set to attack!
I gotta angry inch! Angry Inch!